5. Matt Stairs
Hey remember that time Matt Stairs was on the Cubs? Yeah, neither does he. Stairs has played on 12 teams and played as recently as last season. So one mediocre season in Chicago in 2001 is pretty forgetful. Stairs is currently a high school hockey coach in Maine (I had no idea). I honestly can’t think of anything Stairs did that was very memorable with the Cubs. Yet, I still remember him. Well done Matt Stairs, well done.